/Conservative Candidate Leaves Porn Tabs Up On Presentation

Conservative Candidate Leaves Porn Tabs Up On Presentation

Video: Conservative Candidate Leaves Porn Tabs Up On Presentation

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A CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE IN VIRGINIA ACCIDENTALLY OUTED HIMSELF AS A PORN WATCHER AS HE WAS RANTING ABOUT SOMETHING ON HIS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT. HE TOOK A SCREENSHOT OF HIS COMPUTER AND POSTED IT ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE. THIS IS MIKE WEBB, WHO IS RUNNING FOR THE ARLINGTON COUNTY REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE. HE IS A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN WHICH MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. >>OF COURSE HE IS. BUT TO BE FAIR HE IS JUST AN AMATEUR REPUBLICAN, HE DIDN'T WIN HIS SEAT.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS A SEXY AMATEUR THOUGH. >>LET'S LOOK AT THE TABS. THERE IT IS. COME ON, MAN. FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WATCHING PORN. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU. THE WAY TO HANDLE IT IS TO COME FORWARD AND SAY YES, I WATCH PORN. BUT HE DIDN'T RESPOND THAT WAY. >> LET'S NOTE WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD THIS GUY IS. YOU ARE PUTTING A SCREEN CAPTURE OUT TO THE PUBLIC AND YOU ARE RUNNING FOR OFFICE. YOU DIDN'T THINK TO LOOK AT YOUR TABS THAT WERE OPEN? HOW STUPID ARE YOU? HOW MANY GUYS HAVE LEARNED THE EXACT WAY TO SCRUB EVERY WEBSITE THEY HAVE BEEN ON. THEN YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE CHECKING FOR VIRUSES ON THAT PORN SITE? >> YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, HE IS A FISCAL CONSERVATIVE. HIS STRATEGY IS NEVER CLOSING HIS TAB.

>>THAT IS A CENK LIKE JOKE. THE VIRUS CHECKER SAID THIS WAS HIS REASON FOR DOING IT. THIS IS THE WORST EXCUSE EVER. >> I KNOW HE IS A CHRISTIAN AND HAS TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE BEATS OFF, BUT JUST COME FORWARD WITH IT. IT IS FINE. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. IN FACT, I WANT YOU TO BE OFF. IS A HEALTHY THING, IF YOU DON'T DO IT YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE IRRITABLE, MOODY. I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD BE ñ HE SHOULD BE LIKE THE TRUMP OF THIS CAMPAIGN. HE SHOULD JUST COME FORWARD AND SAY YES, I BEAT OFF, AND? MOVING ON. I LIKE TO BEAT OFF TO GOOD PORN, NOT BAD PORN. >>AND I DO IT MANY, MANY TIMES. AND I AM WAITING WITH IT, WHEREAS MY OPPONENTS ARE LOSING. DUDE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU COULD HAVE HAD WORSE PORN UP THERE. THAT IS SOME AMATEUR STUFF. YOU COULD OF HAD SOME REAL FETISHES UP THERE THAT COULD HAVE GOTTEN YOU IN TROUBLE.

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>>THAT IS SO TRUE. THAT IS THE MOST MEDIOCRE PORN AND MANAGEABLE THOUGHT >>HE IS SUCH A REPUBLICAN, EVEN HIS PORN IS BORING. OF COURSE, IN DEFENDING HIMSELF HE HAD TO QUOTE THE BIBLE. HE QUOTED PSALM 105. BY THE WAY, THE BIBLE DOESN'T TELL YOU NOT TO MASTURBATE. THE ONLY THING IN THE BIBLE THAT IS AGAINST MASTURBATION IS SPILLING YOUR SEED. IT WAS IN THE CASE OF OWN AND WHO REFUSED TO EJACULATE INSIDE HIS SISTER IN LAW. I AM NOT MAKING IT UP. >>THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PORN. >> I KNOW RIGHT? THAT IS RACIER THAN THE PORN THAT WEBB WAS LOOKING AT..